Went on a date at the mini golf place in Raleigh and she kept score on a napkin
So I met this girl on an app and we picked the Putt Putt on Capital Blvd for a first date, figuring mini golf is chill and low pressure. About four holes in she pulls out a pen and starts keeping score on a napkin like it's the Masters, and when I tapped my ball in she goes 'that's a five, write it down.' I laughed because I thought she was kidding, but she just stared at me and said 'I don't kid about scores.' I spent the next eleven holes fake missing so she'd win, then she told me on the way out that my short game needs work and asked if I wanted to do it again next weekend.
Wait, she asked you out again after all that? I used to think keeping score on a date was a total mood killer, but now I'm kinda into it. Fake missing so she'd win is the real power move here, honestly.