Pro tip: do not let your sister in law buy your birthday gift from a gas station in Reno
Last month my sister in law handed me a gift bag and inside was a ceramic frog wearing a cowboy hat that plays a tinny version of Sweet Home Alabama when you press its belly. She bought it at a truck stop outside Reno for $14 because, and I quote, "it reminded me of you." We live in Ohio. I have never owned a frog, a hat, or a single thing related to Alabama. It sat on my kitchen counter for nine days before my cat knocked it into the sink and honestly the silence was the best part. Has anyone here ever gotten a gas station gift that made you question how well someone actually knows you?