Had to choose between wings and tofu bites for the Super Bowl

Ngl I went with the tofu bites last Sunday cause I was trying to be healthy, and they came out actually crispy at 400° for 12 minutes with a touch of oil. But I spent the whole game stealing wings from my buddy's plate anyway. Anyone else fake themselves out like that during game day?

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jenny_coleman13d ago

Why even bother buying the tofu bites if you knew you were gonna cave on the wings anyway? Sounds like you just wanted a little moral victory before diving into the real food. Did you at least finish off your own plate before hitting up your buddy's stash?

tessa_clark7412d ago

The tofu bites are basically a deposit you're willing to lose for the wings, right? I did the same thing last month with a veggie wrap at a BBQ place, ate two bites, then spent the rest of the meal hovering over my buddy's pulled pork. I didn't even finish my own plate, just abandoned it like a bad idea. At least you got some greens in before the real feast.

sage_dixon13d ago

Last time I tried that pretend vegetable route I ended up eating my friend's fries and my own salad, which is just math that doesn't add up. The tofu bites are like bringing a raincoat to a pool party, you know the outcome before you walk in the door. Half the time I just order the wings from the start and skip the circus.