My cat's full name is a 47 character legal document

So my partner named our cat before I got a say, and the shelter paperwork lists her as 'Princess Consuela Banana Hammock, Esquire, Defender of the Sock Drawer'. That's 47 characters if you count the spaces. I tried calling her just 'Hammock' for a week and she ignored me completely. Yesterday at the vet, they yelled the full name out and I had to explain to three strangers why my cat has a law degree. Is it too late to rename her something normal like 'Mittens', or do I just lean into the absurdity? Has anyone else ended up with a pet name that's basically a joke gone too far?

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