100 jumping jacks every morning? No way, that's brutal. Mr. Jenkins must have been a machine, lmao.

Used to arch my back like a scared cat on that bench. Now I'm the guy reading the car seat manual twice before trusting it.

Seriously? Are we in that much of a hurry?

Man, this whole thing just shows how slippery ownership has gotten with digital stuff. I see it everywhere now, from people selling ebook covers made with filters to instagram accounts reposting memes with no credit. Honestly it feels like we're all just renting our culture these days, like even the music in my streaming apps could vanish tomorrow. Makes you wonder if we ever really own anything anymore besides physical objects.

Honestly, I heard a podcast arguing sentiment analysis in comments reveals true brand loyalty, echoing @the_harper's point.