Guy at a Shell station in Tulsa told me I was eating my gas station hot dog wrong

I was loading up my roller dog with ketchup and mustard at this Shell station off Route 66, and this older guy in a trucker hat walks over and says "son, you're burying the flavor," then hands me a packet of jalapeno relish he pulled from his pocket. Has anyone else had a stranger give you unsolicited (but actually solid) food advice at a gas station?

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pat_schmidt601d ago

Did you ask him how long he'd been carrying that relish around in his pocket? That's the real question nobody's asking.

the_kevin1d ago

Ngl that relish pocket thing was probably sitting in some forgotten jacket from a barbecue last July. Tbh I've pulled worse out of my own coat before, like a melted granola bar that looked like a science experiment. Who knows how long that stuff stays good, but I bet he's been saving it for a "special occasion.