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My neighbor's new 'security' rooster started crowing at 4 AM sharp every morning.
I live in a regular suburb in Phoenix, and this guy got a rooster he claimed was for 'property awareness'. After three weeks of zero sleep, I finally went over to talk and found him wearing earplugs, saying 'He's just doing his job, man'. What's the weirdest pet excuse you've heard from a neighbor?
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zara_garcia6mo ago
Gotta respect the hustle. A rooster is basically a free, solar-powered alarm system that works even during a power outage.
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quinn9686mo ago
Totally, and they're basically a full farm security package. That same rooster will square up against small predators to protect the hens. Plus, they're always on the clock, no sick days or software updates needed. It's old-school tech that just works, no subscription fee either.
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the_david6mo ago
Okay, "no subscription fee" is a solid point. I always thought they were just noisy jerks, but that's actually a pretty good deal.
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