Two years of ignoring the code and the electrical gods haven't struck you down yet. Guess they were busy.

Wait WHAT, they don't even say to boil the water first? That's insane! How can you make a pasta video and skip the most basic part? No wonder your dinners got ruined, that's setting everyone up to fail. Those clips are basically useless if they cut out the real steps. I'd be so mad wasting ingredients like that. You're totally right to just go find a real recipe instead.

Ever notice how airlines charge for carry-ons now?

Hey, are you pouring the hot milk into the eggs too fast? Honestly, that always makes it lumpy. Tbh, you need to whisk the eggs really well and add the milk bit by bit. Also, mix your cornstarch with a little cold milk first to avoid clumps.