Pro tip: Skip the pre-cut veggie bags and chop them yourself, it's cheaper and the flavor is way better.

Last month, a regular asked me to hide frame damage for resale

A regular customer brought his truck in after a minor fender bender. He said he'd handle the insurance payout and just needed the cosmetics fixed. Pulling off the bumper showed a bent frame rail. He wanted me to straighten it 'good enough' and paint over it, with no report. I refused, explaining the safety risk. He left, likely to find someone else. This trade has lines you don't cross, and that's one of them. My conscience is clear.