That time a homeowner asked me to "match the brick" with a piece of dried mud
Was repointing a wall in Boulder last spring when this older guy comes out and hands me this crumbly lump of dirt off his driveway. Says, "Can you match that exactly?" I told him that's not brick, that's just mud and dog hair from the gutter. He didn't laugh, but his wife did from the window. Anyone else have clients hand you something ridiculous and expect you to work with it?