My aunt Carol did the same thing at Easter about my cat being "just a stray" while she was on her fourth glass of wine and had already cried twice about her flight being delayed. There is this whole group of people who think animals without a receipt are somehow lesser, like a dog from a shelter comes with a warning label instead of a story. My cat learned to use the toilet in a week (okay, sort of, he fell in once) and her purebred something or other still pees on her guest bed. The pattern I keep seeing is that people who say stuff like that are usually talking about themselves, not the animal. Passing the rolls was the classiest move you could have made, because the second you bring up her kid the whole table turns into a boxing ring and you look like the bad guy even when you are right.

Third best seller from a basement note is wild but the wet basement line wasn't made up at your shop. That note has been floating around coffee boards for years, people use it to describe that damp earthy taste in cold brew. So the two customers probably saw it online, not copied your board.