Watching guys try to cut crown flat on a miter saw makes me want to scream

I was helping my buddy finish a basement in Akron last month, and his new helper kept laying crown molding flat on the saw table to cut it. He was using a basic 12-inch DeWalt miter saw, no jig, just trying to guess the angles. Every piece was off, and he went through about 15 feet of material before I stepped in. The spring angle matters, right? You have to set it upside down and against the fence like it sits on the wall. I showed him the trick with the marks on the saw bed, and he got it on the next cut. How do people get hired for trim work without knowing this basic thing? What's the worst trim mistake you've had to fix for someone else?

Can we talk about the day I trimmed 45 horses in a row?

I was working a big ranch event in Cheyenne and just kept going without a real break. When I tallied it up at the end, I had done 45 trims in one stretch, which is way over my usual 25. Has anyone else pushed past their normal limit and felt it the next day?

A beta reader told me my main character was 'as exciting as watching paint dry in a dentist's office'

So I bought this $200 'magic' high-frequency wand for a client's back acne...

The thing sparked and popped like a tiny firework show every time I touched it to her skin. We both jumped so hard she almost fell off the table. Anyone have a high-frequency machine they actually trust?