Spent three months hunting one Lego minifig head once, so yeah, you fit right in.

Saw the same thing in the Gulf back in 2015. Had a guy show up with a log book thicker than a phone book and a binder full of certs. First day on the job he couldn't figure out how to keep his umbilical from snagging on the riser clamps. Old boy next to him with maybe 60 dives total watched him flail for ten minutes then just reached over and fixed it without saying a word. That told me everything I needed to know about who was actually worth their weight down there. Logs get you in the door, that's it. What matters is whether you can read the water and the rig and your own gut when something goes sideways at 200 feet. I'll take the guy who's been on the same job for years over the guy with a fancy book every single time.