Ha, so we're really calling a piece of tin foil a game changer now? I mean, sure, it spreads the heat out, but I've been managing burnt eggs for years by just pulling the pan off the flame for ten seconds. It's a fix for a problem that's mostly about paying attention. But hey, if it keeps your bacon from turning into charcoal, I guess that's worth fifteen bucks. Just don't tell me it's a "must pack" item until you've used it in actual wind and rain, because that's where the real stove magic happens.

Wait, did your system literally let ONE driver's shortcuts rewrite the whole dispatch logic? That's wild. I caught mine doing something similar with a night shift guy who knew every back alley in the warehouse district. The AI started treating his 2am empty-road times as the baseline for 5pm rush hour, so everyone else got flagged as "delayed" and the system kept stacking more stops on the only routes that looked fast, which were his. Took me three weeks of staring at the dashboard to realize the "speed score" was basically just this one dude's ghost.