That's rough. Happened to me once and it was a total nightmare.

Total waste of time on most bikes.

Okay but is it really that deep? Like @nina_jenkins said it's a soulless mess, fine, but we just hit stop. It's a movie, not a life lesson. They make bad ones all the time, we watch something else. Getting that worked up over a box-checking remake feels like giving it way too much power.