Wait, you're telling me they paid 80 grand for something that can't handle two people pushing buttons at the same time? Sounds like they bought a fancy calculator that happens to run an elevator. Nothing beats the old clicky relays when you just need to get to the third floor without a software crash. I bet the building manager is real proud of that "upgrade" every time he has to take the stairs.

Used to think curly braces were overrated. Not anymore.

Thing people don't talk about enough is the fat temperature mid-mix. Cold butter is great but your hands warm it up fast. I started chilling my flour and bowl in the freezer for ten minutes before I start. Keeps everything cold longer. Also switched to a pastry blender instead of a fork. Less heat transfer from my hands. Made a huge difference.

Yeah my buddy Bill took too much off and split a hammerhead in half.

My brother ruined three rooms before he finally quit measuring every single board.