Survived 14 months of drops" is the part that got me, cause that's way better than my expensive one did. Found a $15 magnetic pickup tool at a gas station that's outlived three Snap-on versions I bought off the truck. Now I just buy the cheap stuff first and only upgrade if it actually breaks.

Nodding hard at this one. I hit a shop where they stacked the hot variant behind the register so you had to ask and the guy acted like he was doing you a favor, total buzzkill compared to the place that just had them fanned out on a table with a price sticker. The crowd was way more chill there too, people actually talking instead of hovering like vultures. You think it's the employees setting the mood more than the shelves?

Ugh, that really sucks! I totally get why you'd be annoyed, waiting that long and paying that much only to get a salt bomb. Makes you wonder if the hype is worth it sometimes.