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6h ago

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A guy at my shop in Tucson asked for a 'cactus bouquet' but got mad when I used real ones.

Ugh, people are the worst. Reminds me of a guy who wanted "authentic" burlap table runners, then got mad because they shed fibers on everything.

19h ago

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Showerthought: I just hit 100 'no' replies on a single forum thread

Wow, that's a brutal way to find the right answer.

1d ago

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My wife called me out for falling for 'made with real fruit' on a cereal box last year.

Honestly, reading every label like a detective seems like a fast track to a headache. The companies are just playing by the rules they're given, and it's not that hard to spot the sugar if you glance at it. JadeW63 has a point about those fruit snacks being basically candy, but expecting actual fruit in something shelf-stable for months is kind of on us. At some point you just have to accept that processed food is processed, and no amount of label lawyering changes that.

1d ago

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The before and after of my garage door opener is just wild

Seriously, just some grease? I've been putting off dealing with my own door because I assumed it needed a whole new gear assembly or something. What kind of mess did you have to clean off the old track first, or did you just grease right over the grime?

2d ago

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Saw my neighbor bag up all their fall leaves for trash pickup last week

Ever think about what mulching does for the soil bugs? @ruby_rivera76 is right about the free food, but it's also like building a tiny bug city under your grass. More worms means better dirt, which means you might not need to water as much later on.